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Accessions and Retention Analysis Survey

This was the title of an email sent to my AKO address. I probably would have named the survey something different, since putting a word that starts with the letters "anal" right next to the word "retention" might make someone skimming past subject lines think that the Army is conducting a survey on anal-retentiveness. I swear I'm not dyslexic.