Army Combatives: It's only gay if you make eye contact
Fun things to say when you are rolling around on the mats with another dude:
"You smell nice."
"Ignore the erection; I was thinking of something else."
"You know the ancient Greeks used to wrestle naked. That would probably be better."
"Sphincter punch!" (immediately followed by exactly what it sounds like)
"I miss my wife. I guess this'll do."
"I hope you can't spread herpes this way."
My favorite part was when the instructor said, "No, actually there isn't an ass punch anywhere in that drill."
"You smell nice."
"Ignore the erection; I was thinking of something else."
"You know the ancient Greeks used to wrestle naked. That would probably be better."
"Sphincter punch!" (immediately followed by exactly what it sounds like)
"I miss my wife. I guess this'll do."
"I hope you can't spread herpes this way."
My favorite part was when the instructor said, "No, actually there isn't an ass punch anywhere in that drill."
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