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Overheard in the barracks

While walking in the hallway, I passed this conversation in progress:

(knocking)
(door opens)
"Hey do you have a phone book I can borrow?"
"Uh yeah hold on."
"Hey actually do you need it later? Because I'm going to rip it in half after I look up this phone number. I have to maintain my ridiculous strength."

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