A holiday IM session
Between me and my friend Evan, who is in America (an awesome country to be in for Christmas) rather than with me in Iraq (a less awesome country for an American to be in for Christmas):
me: apparently people who don't celebrate festivus don't always appreciate my airing of grievances
Evan: haha
Evan: http://www.usafband.af.mil/ensembles/BandDiscography.asp?albumID=58
Evan: it's the Air Force's nu-metal band, MAX IMPACT
Evan: one of the more hilarious things I've seen this month
me: oh jeez
me: what...MOS is this?
me: i wonder how that conversation goes at the air force ball
me: full bird colonel
me: his job is "commander and music director"
Evan: well, I'm guessing they're probably already from the band MOS's, although it could be like our All-American Chorus, which is just a billeting, drawn from all different branches
me: this "follow me" is awful
me: wow
me: i mean wow
Evan: "pick up your weapon and follow me / I think we have some chemistry" ???!@???
me: hahahahaha
Evan: I think this woman's got relationship issues
me: wait
me: i just realized
me: i need to put this on my mp3 player
me: and bring it into work
me: put it on speakers
Evan: oh yeah, definitely
me: i might get punched in the face
Evan: and you'd deserve it
me: if you don't post this to my blog i'm posting it on mine
me: i mean yours
me: you know what i mean
Evan: yeah, I think I'll have to, but right now I gots to go. Staff duty on Christmas Eve. Jerks.
me: oh boo freaking hoo
Evan: hahaha
Evan: Merry Christmas
me: you too buddy
It's got everything that I know about soldiers. Making fun of the Air Force, inappropriate speculation about a woman's relationship issues, griping about one's situation, and the early mental formations of a workplace prank.
me: apparently people who don't celebrate festivus don't always appreciate my airing of grievances
Evan: haha
Evan: http://www.usafband.af.mil/ensembles/BandDiscography.asp?albumID=58
Evan: it's the Air Force's nu-metal band, MAX IMPACT
Evan: one of the more hilarious things I've seen this month
me: oh jeez
me: what...MOS is this?
me: i wonder how that conversation goes at the air force ball
me: full bird colonel
me: his job is "commander and music director"
Evan: well, I'm guessing they're probably already from the band MOS's, although it could be like our All-American Chorus, which is just a billeting, drawn from all different branches
me: this "follow me" is awful
me: wow
me: i mean wow
Evan: "pick up your weapon and follow me / I think we have some chemistry" ???!@???
me: hahahahaha
Evan: I think this woman's got relationship issues
me: wait
me: i just realized
me: i need to put this on my mp3 player
me: and bring it into work
me: put it on speakers
Evan: oh yeah, definitely
me: i might get punched in the face
Evan: and you'd deserve it
me: if you don't post this to my blog i'm posting it on mine
me: i mean yours
me: you know what i mean
Evan: yeah, I think I'll have to, but right now I gots to go. Staff duty on Christmas Eve. Jerks.
me: oh boo freaking hoo
Evan: hahaha
Evan: Merry Christmas
me: you too buddy
It's got everything that I know about soldiers. Making fun of the Air Force, inappropriate speculation about a woman's relationship issues, griping about one's situation, and the early mental formations of a workplace prank.
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